Honey, I won't give you a pussy tonight, but I guarantee a fucking blowjob

"Yuri Mikhailovich, I brought you the documents. Ready to fuck?"

A friend's wife is so hospitable — she sucked me off while I was playing FIFA

Called a humble boy for tea and made him a man at the same time

Honey, we've got five more minutes, let's get laid, I don't need long!

Practicing on her brother's cock to avoid embarrassing herself in front of her boyfriend

A friend can wait — it's not every day your big sister gives you a blowjob

"You want a bonus on New Year's Eve, take it in your mouth and don't arise."